OLD REALLY DOES MEAN YOUNG AT HEART!

I’ve come to the conclusion that many of my young friends and associates reckon that I’ve passed my use by date.  I’ve based my thinking on the fact that they keep emailing me images of so called oldies doing things my young mates seem to think are stupid, inane and out of step with proper adult, I think they are too polite to say ancient, behaviour.

Here are some recent examples:

FUN, FUN, FUN

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So, I’m plotting and scheming to come up with something to convince them they are totally wrong in their thinking, because Old really means having fun and bugger the consequences.

After all the motto of my principal motor cycle club is,’ Grow old disgracefully’.

THE ULYSSES CLUB BADGE
THE ULYSSES CLUB BADGE

In that regard I’d appreciate your ideas for something outrageous I could do. Please bear in mind that with morning temperatures here well into minus degrees centigrade , a morning barefooted, naked run around the block is out of the question. Until summer anyway.

So please, put your thinking caps on and help an old geezer plan to do something stupid.